We're starting to pick up speed. New opportunities to promote the chubby seal are popping up. Sporting events are on the horizon. We’ll be keeping a close eye on them because Eddie is likely to make an appearance.
We'll pay $50,000 in $EDSE to anyone who promotes Eddie Seal at a big sports event. If you're a woman with big boobs, you'll get an extra $10k USD bonus. If you're a guy with big boobs, your bonus jumps to $15k USD.
We will pay in $EDSE tokens for high-quality memes and animations that we'll share on our Twitter/X and Instagram. Any creator who sends us a funny, quality graphic will receive $750 in $EDSE tokens. For each animation that catches our fancy, we'll pay $3,500 in $EDSE tokens. Let's get to work, folks!
Sponsored articles, press releases, display ads, and collaborations with influencers. Our activities need to be consistently featured by top media outlets to accelerate our journey towards a $1 billion valuation.